Actually heard during the closing announcements at church on Sunday:
Announcer: "We'd like to remind everyone of the upcoming bridal shower for So-'n'-So and Such-'n'-Such at Joe and Jane Doe's house on this particular date. In case you don't know where they live, the address is on screen behind me." [The announcement flashes up on screen with the address.]
Joe Doe pipes up from the amidst the congregation, "That's not the right house number."
Announcer: "Well, you know what the road is - just follow your hearts to the right house."
Wow. New Age meets technology - Our hearts are now internal GPS units. I definitely didn't see that one coming.
* This post is dedicated to Tera. Hang on, girl - just a couple more weeks. ;)