I'm not much of a morning person, and I'm a bit absentminded no matter what the time of day. Put those two factors together, and you've got a recipe for... well, maybe not disaster, but definitely some silly actions. Like the time(s) I put the water filter pitcher back in the fridge empty.
This morning I was preparing to brush my teeth before rushing out the door for my 8 o'clock class. I got out my toothpaste and toothbrush, turned on the water, and looked down to discover that I was wetting the toothpaste tube instead of my toothbrush. Oops.
It made me laugh at myself, so I just thought I'd share!